The number one rule in Farts Anonymous was to never fart in front of your peers. The audience looked awestruck as Rob’s eyes widened. “And from that point on I vowed never to let farts get the…” PPPPHHHRRRROOOOOOOOBBBPPPPPPPPPHHHFFFFFFFSSHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFPPPHHHRRRRBBBBBBBBMMMPPPPPPPPHHHHTTT! But today, the only thing getting the best of him was the three Chipotle Burritos inflating his insides.
Rob stood at the podium sharing stories of passing out to dominant farting tops’ gasses, selling his car and home to live with various gassy men as a live in slave… his fart fetish had really gotten the best of him. Farts Anonymous: The place for men to turn to when their farting addiction got the best of them.
